Stuff to not to do in Alaska!

DON'T...

1. break The Rules.
   
2. disobey those signs that tell you to stay off the hill.
   
3. try and ride the satellite dish.
   
4. try and blend in by not showering.
   
5. feed the bears.
   
6. go in the woods after "dusk" (mosquito time)
   
7. get on the Bad List
   
8. inhale in the Permafrost Tunnel
   
9. be antisocial
   
10. sit on Santa's lap in North Pole (he's not the real Santa)
    
11. buy a cheap PhilcoTM alarm clock/ radio and expect it to work for more than a week.
    
12. forget to tell Doug and Roger when you are arriving
    
13. buy the "moose lip balm"
    
14. forget to get the insurance that covers cracked windshields
    
15. forget your BATHING SUITS when going whitewater rafting! (Gave us a good story though)
    
16. talk to the guy who insists he was THIS close to being elected governor (see Other Interesting People)
    

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